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Confirmed: Jordan Belfort Had Sex

Jordan, you dirty dog you. The scammer turned inspirational speaker confirmed Wednesday on Twitter that the sex scenes in The Wolf Of Wall Street were much better in person.

First of all, congrats on the sex. It’s safe to say any single one of us would like to live the life he lived for at least a few weeks. More for some. I’d personally get out of it before I got caught because I’m certain I couldn’t do prison, even if everyone probably did want to hear all of his stories it’s still prison.

He is the ultimate proof that the saying “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain” isn’t true, because I’m pretty sure he’s a hero now.


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