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SI Swimsuit Model Being Praised For Doing Something Nobody Cares About

I’m sure you’ve all seen or heard or heard from someone who saw or heard about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, Mara Martin, who walked the runway whilst breastfeeding her baby. SI must’ve missed the memo. We quit caring about this a LONG time ago. We don’t need breastfeeding shoved down our throats any longer. We get it. BoobsxMilk=MC^2.

But, why on earth would they think this is a good idea? Big deal, she walked with a baby hanging off of her breast. We don’t need fashion shows telling us what’s right and wrong. I’m a big fashion show guy, do I care about anything other than how hot the girls are? Not at all. Forcing stuff like this down people’s throats is so annoying. It’s even more annoying when the general public, at least the ones who don’t wake up every morning and hug their rebel flag and sing sweet home Alabama, already agree that we don’t care if you wanna breastfeed in public. That’s like Dr Oz performing an abortion on The Oprah Winfrey show to show everyone abortion isn’t that bad (it is bad).

It’s 2018 and at the rate we are going soon you will be able to do whatever you want as long as you call it art. Hopefully it comes out that the baby was fake. I don’t know why, but that would make the whole thing even better.


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