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Grilled Cheese or PB&J: The Results Of This Twitter Poll Will Shock You

HOW? HOW COULD SOMEONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THINK GRILLED CHEESE IS BETTER THAN PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?

I’m shook right now. People enjoy grilled cheese: two pieces of bread with a slice of cheese melted in between them? As opposed to two slices of bread, a rich, creamy, delectable spread of peanut butter then paired with a sweet, tasty spread of jelly? I don’t understand. This world may really be as messed up as CNN reports.

I have also compiled a list of all the people who have voted for grilled cheese and I will be sending it to the FBI so that they can make a watchlist for all of these psychopaths who voted for grilled cheese. The worst thing I can imagine is boarding a plane and the person next to me says grilled cheese when I ask them what’s better. I would be notifying a flight attendant there is a potential terrorist seated beside me.

Better yet, imagine finding your dream girl. She’s a 10 and she’s even funny, likes sports and gets along with your friends only to find out she prefers eating two slices of bread with a slice of melted cheese in between them rather than a pb&j. It’s a deal breaker for me.

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