HOW? HOW COULD SOMEONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THINK GRILLED CHEESE IS BETTER THAN PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?
I’m shook right now. People enjoy grilled cheese: two pieces of bread with a slice of cheese melted in between them? As opposed to two slices of bread, a rich, creamy, delectable spread of peanut butter then paired with a sweet, tasty spread of jelly? I don’t understand. This world may really be as messed up as CNN reports.
I have also compiled a list of all the people who have voted for grilled cheese and I will be sending it to the FBI so that they can make a watchlist for all of these psychopaths who voted for grilled cheese. The worst thing I can imagine is boarding a plane and the person next to me says grilled cheese when I ask them what’s better. I would be notifying a flight attendant there is a potential terrorist seated beside me.
Better yet, imagine finding your dream girl. She’s a 10 and she’s even funny, likes sports and gets along with your friends only to find out she prefers eating two slices of bread with a slice of melted cheese in between them rather than a pb&j. It’s a deal breaker for me.Follow @beertalkwileyp