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Good Guy Chris Pratt, The Lamb Man

Chris Pratt wears many hats, superhero, dinosaur handler, and of course lead singer of Mouse Rat. But now he has a new hat, a farmers hat. 

Chris Pratt returned to Instagram this week, and in that return he revealed that he’s a regular ole farmer John. Raising lamb on his farm, for the past 6 months apparently, Chris has revealed this is his new diet of choice.

My favorite part is that he acts like he cares that he may have upset vegetarians, but lets be honest, he couldn’t care less. How do I know? because he proceeds to post another picture of all the beautifully butchered lamb.

Look at all this glorious food! We will eat off him for a month. His wool is becoming yarn as we speak. He lived a very good life. He was groomed and shorn, his hooves medicated, de wormed, no antibiotics necessary. Surrounded by laughing loving humans, including children to whom they provided such joy. Nuzzled, pet and loved every day. No stressful travel to his final destination. Trauma Free. Just a touch of a usda certified wand to his head and he goes to sleep. The other sheep don’t even notice. It’s like unplugging a tv. Then Wocka my butcher works his magic. Right now the meat is for friends, family and gifts. Soon though it may be available to my followers as we test recipes and open up to market. Gotta get some things dialed in first. I have found a new passion to add to my many others. #farmlife and jack loves it! You’ll know where to sprinkle my ashes. I’ll tell you that.

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I won’t lie folks, this makes me want to go cook up some lamb right now. You best believe that I will be buying some Chris Pratt lamb whenever he gets this stuff on the market. Also, he even states how well he treats these fine animals too. They live a great life right up until it’s time to go see Wocka the butcher. He even is utilizing the wool!

As you can imagine, a bunch of SJW (social justice warriors) were blowing up his comment sections, with the typical PC shit. Those fucks can go eat their tofu and drink their almond milk somewhere else. Hell they even got mad when he posted a picture of a chicken in his chicken coop!

I for one am all for this! A Hollywood actor raising his own farm animals to eat? That is the ultimate anti-Hollywood thing of all time! Not to mention that he doesn’t care about the haters. Folks, Chris Pratt is the change we need in Hollywood! The only thing that would make it much better is if names the company ‘Mouse Rat Lamb-chops.’

-Benji

Featured Image via Hello Giggles

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