Sir Isaac Newton: Biggest Nerd In History

We all know Sir Isaac Newton was a huge nerd, but we never knew it was this bad.

The man who came up with the three laws of motion, calculus, and numerous other science and math nerd things was a bigger nerd than we first thought. He evidently died a virgin. Yes, that’s right. One of the most famous people in the history of history was a virgin.

Look at that man. The hair, the nose, the strong jaw line. He’s got the looks, just too big of a nerd for girls to be attracted to him, I guess. I mean it’s been known for a long time that girls don’t like nerds but I always figured they made an exception for the father of gravity. Turns out girls were the same then as they are now.

I don’t even know if I believe in gravity anymore after learning this about him. Maybe I’m more shocked by this than I should be, I don’t know. Sir Isaac Newton: the father of gravity? More like, Isaac Newton: the beta.




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